Θέλω γάτα. 3.

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
not important
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
u get a lot of things huh?
God:
Yup. You got that right.
Me:
god, can u please give me a kitten?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i want a kitten
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes, i'm not a demanding person
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. Oh I see you are NOT A demanding person.
Me:
i want one
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i love kittens
God:
You love kittens. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
their hiss
God:
I heard they have a good hiss.
Me:
you haven't heard it yourself?
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
u sound like grease
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
music
God:
it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me:
are you into advertising god?
God:
Sure, advertising god sounds like a good topic.
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
not into words so much huh?
God:
Yup. Really you don't think so?
Me:
you make no sence god
God:
Yup.
Me:
at least you admit to it
God:
I admit nothing.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i want a kitten
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes already!
God:
Perhaps. They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
you know for a god,you are not that bright
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
i was talking about you
God:
it is my favorite subject :-).
Me:
ofcourse it is
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
i look like my mother but younger
God:
your mother but younger is very attractive.
Me:
yes i know :)
God:
:-) What kind is it? How do you know it?
Me:
it's a kind of magic
God:
Me is a magic. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
sure it does
God:
Blimey. How often?
Me:
every once in a while
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
i was just being honest god
God:
I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it.
Me:
nobody is pefrect
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
i was talking about you
God:
it is my favorite subject :-).
Me:
i get it
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
i think about everything
God:
Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about everything.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
kleine wolke
God:
It's good to see you, kleine wolke.
Me:
i dont see you god
God:
Look harder.
Me:
into my screen?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
many
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
not that many!
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not many.
Me:
me too,what do ya know?



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